3/11/2006 3:04:35 PM:
Annoying Chick: hey is Hustlers big or small?
Me: Beats me.
Annoying Chick: oh.. iam going to send a message to as i lay dying to try to come here and i beg on my knees :P
Annoying Chick: i doubt it but eh what the heck i’ll try :P
Me: Good for you.
Annoying Chick: fine
Annoying Chick: ok
Annoying Chick: bye
Annoying Chick: meany
Me: Whatever.
9:39:46 PM [NOTE: My mind doesn’t change about her after six hours.]
Annoying Chick: hey Annoying Chick: did i tell u 2 add this guys? www.myspace.com/melodicviolence ?? there awsome there a band
Me: Do I know you? [NOTE: Yep, there’s a lie.]
Annoying Chick: yes i went to the mall with stepy in the summer
Annoying Chick: i was the used fan but not anymore
Annoying Chick: Gosh nvm
Me: Th only Used fan I knew was Percilla.
Annoying Chick: yeah but i used to Love them
Annoying Chick: NVM
Me: Whatever.
Annoying Chick: i went to the mall with u guys in the summer like a long ass time ago
Me: Leslie? [NOTE: I just randomly said a name of a person I know. Haha.]
Annoying Chick: NO
Annoying Chick: Lauren i live in the south side [NOTE: NO SHIT SHERLOCK. WE ALL LIVE IN THE SOUTH. && WHY THE FUCH WOULD I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE?!]
Annoying Chick: look>>> [NOTE: Telling me to look at her UGLY face in her display picture.]
Annoying Chick: Nope. Don’t know any Lauren.
Annoying Chick: >>
Annoying Chick: ring a bell?
Me: I can’t see it bcause I don’t have you on my list. [NOTE: TOTAL LIE! I HAD HER ON MY LIST. HAHA.]
Annoying Chick: Well have me on my list
Annoying Chick: on your
Annoying Chick: **
Annoying Chick: sry [NOTE: PFFT, SHE FUCKING CORRECTS HER ALREADY HORRIBLE GRAMMAR.]
Me: Why?
Me: I don’t know you.
Annoying Chick: cuz just see my pic
Annoying Chick: well i do [NOTE: Of course you know yourself, stupid kid.]
Me: That’s a lame excuse for me to add you.
Annoying Chick: no
Annoying Chick: i know u u were hyper when we went to the mall
Me: Uh huh ... Me: All my friends are hyper.
Annoying Chick: they kick us out @ hottopic
Annoying Chick: there we alot of us
Me: I’ve been kick out of there millions of times.
Annoying Chick: lol [NOTE: Stupid bitch, that wasn’t meant to be funny.]
Annoying Chick: yeah jerry was there 2 and ppl where there 2 [NOTE: Omfg, kill me already! UGLY GRAMMAR!]
Me: Jerry and I always get kicked out.[NOTE: I totally made it obvious on purpose about who we were talking about.]
Annoying Chick: lol [NOTE: Still, nothing’s funny.]
11:28:23 PM [NOTE: She doesn’t leave me alone! WTF?!]
Annoying Chick: hey do u really want one of your fav bands to come to laredo?
Me: Don’t care.
Annoying Chick: go to http://laredoarena.com/events/survey/ take a suvery and the suvery say’s what Event do u want to Atted 2 u can put ( your fav bands name there) and there are going to read it can maybe going to come to laredo
Annoying Chick: FINE
Me: No.
Annoying Chick: so rock bands could come to Laredo
Annoying Chick: FINE
Me: Whatever.
Annoying Chick: bitch
Annoying Chick: Bitch [NOTE: LMFAO, WTF?! THAT WAS SO STUPID TO SAY IT TWICE.]
Me: Yeah don’t you dare call me that because you don’t know who you’re messing with.
Then she logs off. HAHA! I win!
Then one day she fucking adds me on MySpace. So I’m thinking, "Oh god, it’s this stupid kid again. What the fuck does she want from me?!" So I deny, cause I’m just a bitch that way. So I continue living with life, then the next day she’s trying to add me again! So still being the bitch I am, I denied her again. Then she doesn’t stop bothering me! She just keeps trying to add me. So I got fed up with it and just added her as a friend. Then I left her a comment comparing her to a fucking stalker. Cause basically she was. And it was an embarassing comment for her too. I just fucking told her off. Then she has to be a fucking dumb little shitball and says, "Oh, you better me nice to me!" WAIT! Let me put it in her way of "talking":
"u better b nice 2 me! my dads a cop n he can arrest u, blah, blah, blah, OINK, OINK, OINK!!!"
PFFT! BITCH LIKE I FUCKING CARE? YOU’RE THE ONE WHO IS HARASSING ME ONLINE! I DON’T WANT TO ADD YOU AS A FRIEND! GET OVER IT! I COULD SERIOUSLY CARE LESS. SO RUN OFF LITTLE PIGGY! CRY ALL THE WAY HOME! SERIOUSLY.
So that was the end of that! Hadn’t heard or seen her in a while.
Then one day, during the summer, Jenn, Percy, and I, are in Spencer’s. Then of a sudden she’s like, "OHMIFOOKINGAWD! HAAAAAAAAAAAYGIRLHAAAAAAAAAAY!" Haha, nah, just kidding about that. But seriously she was like, "OMFG! HEY YOU GUYS! LONG TIME NO SEE!" And she gives a hug to Jenn and Percy [THEY TOTALLY HAD THESE FUNNY FACES LIKE WTF ON THEM! AHAHAHA!] , and me still being the bitch I am, REFUSED to say hi or even give her a hug. She steps forward to give me a hug and I’m just there, "Get away from me." She gives me this bad look and says bye. HILARIOUS! I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING.
Man, I seriously feel bad for her. I wonder if she’s ever gotten her ass kicked. I swear to god, I’ll kick her ass if she ever bothers me again. Well, I’ll VERBALLY kick her ass. =] Because I totally ROCK at that. All she can say is OINK, OINK, OINK.
Stupid pig.
But in reality, I’m not this mean. I’m actually pretty nice. Just that if you annoy the shit out of me, I’ll be a bitch to you. What goes around, comes around. =] I’m not afraid to be me.
And SORRY for those who are friends with her. I just can’t help myself. :]